Human, shut ut and listen.

Imagine that mere atoms are colliding, crashing, vibrating so that you might feel, touch, see and hear. Your conscious mind is a result of millions of years of trial and error, luck and perfection. There are no miracles. The miracles are just coincidence happening in understandable systems that our fragile little minds can understand. I`m not saying our minds are not amazing. The odds of our mind developing into this amazing thing, capable of all we have become, are insanely small. But in a never-ending chaos, structure will find itself, stuck between the clusters of chance and coincidence, it is inevitable that this would form. Do not put your mind in the hands of mere faith, that relatively speaking is of our own making as a species. Put your energy in curiosity for understanding what we are on a grander scale. Do not believe you can pinpoint the human mind to something so trivial as belief. Your mind is capable of so much more than accepting facts others are giving you. Feel, touch, see and hear, and you will recognize not a cold, vast and empty space echoing back at you, you will recognize possibility, meaning, life and the beauty of not always knowing.

Relationship confessions

I now own a electrical waterboiler.
I now own a gravy whisk.
I own a bowl for sugar.
I need to get a trashcan for my bathroom.
Theres now an extra toothbrush in my toothbrush-cup.
My girlfriends name no longer ends in .jpg
There are colored candlestands in my apartment.
There is a lamp shaped as a butterfly in my apartment.
There is that special cheese I really dont like in my kitchen.
I clean up once in a while.
I feel a lot better when it comes to everything.
There is something beautiful sleeping beside me every night.

10 things I feel I should do something about

1. Clean the kitchen while I cook, so I don`t forget to do it.
2. Stop saying I`m sorry for everything I do.
3. Finally really move in to my apartment, been living in boxes for 3 months.
4. Try to not fuck up my relationship.
5. Get back on my fruitdiet (its been one lazy week)
6. Get some better sleeproutines.
7. Do all the left-over-work I know I should have done a long time ago.
8. Try to push my obsessive nostalgia over to melancholy for my own good.
9. Finish my novel
10. Not freak out at the fact that she gave me keys for her apartment.

Happy Place Corruption

I smile, I take it, I accept and crawl, laugh it away and tell him I understand.
I release my inner chi, open my third eye, feel the relaxation, go to my happy place.
While all the while I just feel like ripping his fucking head of, piss down his throat
and shove his fucking head up his fucking ass.
Fuck you! I fucking hate you!

But I accept it, I smile, I laught it away and I tell him I understand.
I release my inner chi, open my thrid eye, feel the relaxation and go to my happy place.

I hate arrogant people when I`m working.

My cold beer vs war-hypothesis

Imagine the whole world wakes up.
All weapons refuse to work, and the worlds collective moneyaccount of mass weapon production has totally annihilated starvation and poverty for all time to come.
The beer producers of the world agree to send out one weeks production line for the entire world. People have a cold one and discuss what really matters.
"Whats cheers in Iraqui"?
"You have to walk 30 miles each day to get water? Hey! heres my car, you can have it, I have two"
"So you believe in one god, this guy believes in another god, cheers mate, gods are great!"
"You`re black, im white, that guy over there is yellowish, im glad the world has contrast!"

Fucking behave, people! It`s not that fucking difficult!

Cheers!

Confession

Sometimes, I feel like I`m a tamagotchi
Pet me, feed me, love me.
And I`m ok.

Counter-girl

Counter-girl is cute.
We both smile, laugh at bad jokes and I pay and get my coffee and lunch.
Then she asks me.
"Would you like to take me out on a date?"
I am perplexed.
I would never dare ask her, so that she does, completely sets me out.
She looks at me, she can sense I am scared. She can smell. Her female "scaredy boy"-senses are tingling.
"Or just, lets call it a coffee at a café-shop, doesn`t sound that scary does it"? , she smiles at me and laughs.
Counter-girl countered me.
"I would gladly have a coffee at you in the middle of Kenya, a coffeehouse in China or 4-days-old coffee at the top of machu picchu", I say.
She looks at me, puzzled.
"Since, here, this place, is rather meaningless, none of us really live here, we don`t exist here, we are just bound here by physical bodies you know?", I continue.
She smiles, she knows exactly what I am talking about.
"In Kenya it is then", she flirts back.
"Thanks for the coffee, counter-girl" I say, politely and smile. I might have given her a small wink as well.
"Sofia", she says. And smiles.
"See you later, Sofia" I say.

God damn I need help handling these situations better....

Nevereverwhateverland

I chased the damn rabbit. Again.
I should just shoot it, once and for all, get rid of the fracking thing.
Put it out of its misery.
So again I lie here, bang my heels together repeatedly.
But it does not go away.
It never goes away.
I should have taken the blue pill.
I see problems through the looking glass.
Humpty dumpty omelets.
The castles smell like burnt hair
She awoke before she was supposed to.
And I can`t even find my fracking horse.

Don`t mind the metaphores.

Bad connection

I might be shitting directly at the fan of the world by saying this, with poverty, starvation, death, war and so on raging in the world, but what the hey.

Having a bad internet connection in 2008 is like living in the fracking stoneage.
I might as well run outside and hunt down a mamut, in the nude, and try to fit the whole damn thing in my single-freezer.

I need to call the ISP and ask for something that actually works, this is fucking horrible.

Spoiled brat, David, out.

8 things that make me feel slightly uncomfortable

1.Not paying my rent in time
2.Standing in extremely crowded areas (though strangely not a problem om vacation)
3.People that drive too close behind my car
4.Paying with cash rather than card (I really dont like cash)
5.Weddings
6.Funerals
7.Carousels that go around and around and around...
8.Public restrooms

Things to do before I die #2

1.Eat so much garlic I am asked to leave a public place.
2.Swim with dolphins
3.Touch an alligator or crocodile
4.Ride an elephant
5.Photograph a wild lion
6.Visit Toronto
7.Eat something I normally would not dare in China
8.Not celebrate christmas
9.Spend a week or longer on deserted island
10.Hunt, kill and eat something other than fish
11.Get a kitten
12.Spend some nights as a homeless person
13.Photograph a "jumping" great white shark
14.Say my blessings to Anubis in Giza
15.Being someones "best man" at a wedding and writing a funny speach

Things I am looking forward too

Anger away:)
Worked with someone yesterday that kind of reminded me why I get fascinated by people and the world. That people like that still exist, made me laugh and smile all day as I was working.
I woke up today with a smile on my face, and inspiration in my tummy, and wanted to write down some of the things I am looking forward to doing in the near future.

1.Going to Tokyo
2.Salmon-fishing trip with my brother
3.My next photoexhibition
4.Last payment on my loan
5.Autumn in general
6.D&D 4th edition release
7.Visiting my friend in China
8.Rome or Milan (Not sure what it comes to yet)
9.Getting my next tattoo done
10.Getting the "Yakuza Moon" book, in the mail (cant wait to read it!)

Happy birthday to me

It is in these hours. On my own birthday.
That I realized (I have realized it before) but not in such a strong way.
How fucked this world really is.
I mean, how incredibly to hell it`s really going.

One can say that one is unaffected, that one laughs at it, does not care
or simply doesn`t give a shit
But it doesn`t really stock the cards to do so. Nihilism doesn`t work, simple as that. You have to fucking care, because you are right here, feeling it, living it. (Oh yeah, argue with me you presumptious motherfuckers!). I don`t care how fucking unaffected you feel. Some day this world is gonna kick you in your nihilistic, navel-viewing, egosentric nuts and you are gonna fucking feel it.
And if that does not work I`m gonna fucking kick you myself.
Lets hope then that your proudness holds ground.

And before arguing with me, stop and think. Reflect. Don`t just use your selftaught instincts and answer before searching yourself the least. Fucking do what makes us superior and resonate. Learn. Kick your pride away for just one day and stay naked in front of the shitstorm. It won`t hurt you, it will make you fucking stronger!

I promise little funny-man-mister-know-little-D will be back. So do not be afraid if I scared you. I won`t dethrone you. Your are still king and queen in your empires of crap.

Wake up and feel the smell of midsummer rain you wankers!

10 things I`m afraid of

10 things I honestly admit I am afraid of.

1.Snakes (not those fat lazy ones, but those small fast ones)
2.Eating stuff that is still alive
3.Clowns
4.Relationship commitment
5.Not having turned off my stove so my whole apartment burns down
6.Not being objective to my own work
7.Giving friends advice that turns out to be bad
8.Getting stuck in life
9.Dissapoint people that are close to me
10.Swimming at very deep waters

Things to do before I die

This list will be continous and in no specific order.

1.Howl with wolfes
2.See the pyramids
3.See the forbidden city and the rest of China
4.See Tokyo and the rest of Japan
5.See Tschernobyl
6.Eat food in Italia
7.See Taj Mahal
8.Get a pike over 10 kg
9.See the catacombs in Paris
10.Buy a new car
11.Pay someone bothersome to go away because im eating
12.See a platypuss in the wild
13.Try that sushifish that is deadly if cooked wrong
14.Build something usefull out of wood
15.Invest in a very bad movie

The list will go on...